You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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