I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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