sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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