We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I intend to get homeless drunk
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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