Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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