But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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