can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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