Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
