the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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