If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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