Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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