I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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