I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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