Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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