even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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