the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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