Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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