RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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