I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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