It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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