I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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