Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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