I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You dont lie about slip and slides
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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