office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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