Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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