so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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