I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
