Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
This baby is an asshole
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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