Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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