allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
pop tarts are not kleenex
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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