I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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