its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
