hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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