I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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