I hate all girls vehemently.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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