i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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