To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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