Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Found your dick twin last night
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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