There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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