Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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