the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
There are leaves in my underwear?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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