I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Is it penis luge time yet?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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