Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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