Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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