how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
we're so committed to being not committed
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