There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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