you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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