If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
