I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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