Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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