question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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